If you know vegans or vegetarians, you’ve certainly heard plenty of facts meant to convince you to join their ranks. Anyone on a particular diet will make a case for their way of eating, but you need to be amazingly persuasive if you’re a cannibal. “Hey, man, the human body is ninety percent water – when you drink water, you’re pretty much doing what I’m doing.”
While thinking about cannibalism, I wondered what a person might eat to work their way up (or down, depending on how you look at it) to such a practice. I hit upon the answer, which is revealed below, in an email I sent to Fossil Farms, seller of various exotic meats. As Andrew Mitchell, I wrote (click to enlarge):
I thought I might not receive a reply to something so ridiculous. This was in my inbox the next morning:
Without centaur meat, I would have to have a plan B, so I wrote:
I haven’t received a reply, but when I do, you will be among the first to know which animal’s meat is the gateway to anthropophagy. More from Andrew Mitchell is on the way in future installments of “Some Funny Thing”, so stay tuned!
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